Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbor. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger..
Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!...